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• THE WORST TIME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IS DURING A GAME OF CHARADES! (24 July 2026)
• I WISH TRAVEL THERAPY WAS COVERED BY MY HEALTH INSURANCE! (24 July 2026)
• I'M REALLY INTO WHOLE FOODS. THEREFORE I WILL NOT SHARE MY KIT KAT! (6 July 2026)
• PITCHERS LOVE EATING SLIDERS! (6 July 2026)
• THE FRACTURE CLINIC TOLD ME TO HAVE A NICE TRIP AND SEE THEM NEXT FALL! (26 June 2026)
• GOT A JOB WORKING IN THE HAY FIELDS. AFTER ONE DAY I BAILED! (26 June 2026)
• DAD: A SON'S FIRST HERO, A DAUGHTER'S FIRST LOVE. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! (19 June 2026)
• WENT TO AN ANTIQUE AUCTION. 5 PEOPLE BID ON ME! (19 June 2026)
• MY BOAT WASN'T FEELING WELL SO WE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE DOCK! (12 June 2026)
• NEVER LIE TO AN X-RAY TECH. THEY CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! (12 June 2026)
• MY FAVOURITE ALLERGY IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND, BY PETER POLLEN MARY! (4 June 2026)
• GIVE A WEED AN INCH AND IT WILL TAKE A YARD! (4 June 2026)
• IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL WEDDING. EVEN THE CAKE WAS IN TIERS! (29 May 2026)
• THERE IS A POTATO CHIP TRUCK BLOCKING THE HIGHWAY. EXPECT DE'LAYS! (27 May 2026)
• RUN FOR MADILYN @ ACC MAY 23, 2026 5K, 10K 9AM $45 3K KIDS 10:30AM $30 (22 May 2026)
• MY BIKE WAS STEERING THE WRONG WAY SO I CALLED MY CYCOLOGIST! (22 May 2026)
• I WAS GONNA TELL A RAILROAD JOKE BUT I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! (21 May 2026)
• CATS HAVE 9 LIVES. YOU ARE NOT A CAT. BUCKLE UP! (7 May 2026)
• I WAS STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND HOW LIGHTNING WORKS AND THEN IT STRUCK ME! (24 April 2026)
• HIRING 310S TECHNICIAN. APPLY WITHIN OR TONY@BUEHLERAUTO.COM (24 April 2026)
• HAVE YOU HEARD THE RUMOR ABOUT BUTTER? NVM, I SHOULDN'T BE SPREADING IT (17 April 2026)
• WHAT MEDICAL CONDITION CAUSES WRINKLED CLOTHES? AN IRON DEFICIENCY! (17 April 2026)
• THIEVES STOLE ALL MY RED BULL! HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT? (8 April 2026)
• WISHING YOU A MEANIINGFUL AND SAFE EASTER WEEKEND! (2 April 2026)
• CONTACT US FOR YOUR SUMMER TIRE NEEDS (2 April 2026)
• WHY DOES WALDO WEAR STRIPES? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET SPOTTED! (19 March 2026)
• HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? CREME-FILLED! (19 March 2026)
• I KNOW A JOKE ABOUT UMBRELLAS BUT IT USUALLY GOES OVER PEOPLE'S HEADS (6 March 2026)
• TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I BECAME AN EDITOR (6 March 2026)
• WHEN SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT FRIES, ORDER ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF YOU! (27 February 2026)
• JUST IMAGINE HAVING TO TEXT YOUR GIRL "I'M HERE" CAUSE YOUR TRUCK AIN'T LOUD ENOUGH! (20 February 2026)
• GO TEAM CANADA GO! (20 February 2026)
• WHAT DOES A PAINTER DO WHEN THEY ARE COLD? PUTS ON ANOTHER COAT! (13 February 2026)
• I DON'T STRUGGLE WITH ANXIETY. I AM ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT! (13 February 2026)
• DO YOU WANT YOUR GUITAR PLAYING TO SOUND GREAT? PLEASE STAY TUNED... (16 January 2026)
• I DECIDED TO SELL MY VACUUM CLEANER. IT WAS JUST COLLECTING DUST. (16 January 2026)
• DO ELECTRICIANS LISTEN TO AC/DC OR SOMETHING MORE CURRENT? (5 January 2026)
• HANG ON, I NEED TO OVERTHINK THIS! (5 January 2026)
• Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! (23 December 2025)
• ACCORDING TO MY CHOCOLATE ADVENT CALENDAR, THERE ARE ONLY 3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (12 December 2025)
• WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA WITHOUT GPS? A LOST CLAUS! (12 December 2025)
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? NACHO CHEESE! (5 December 2025)
• DON'T TRUST ATOMS. THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING! (5 December 2025)
• WHY DID THE RAM RUN OF THE CLIFF? HE DIDN'T SEE THE EWE TURN! (18 November 2025)
• ARGENTINA IS SURPRISINGLY COLD. IN FACT, IT IS BORDERING ON CHILE! (18 November 2025)
• WANT TO GET BACK ON YOUR FEET? MISS TWO CAR PAYMENTS! (3 November 2025)
• WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE? (3 November 2025)
• WHY DO WITCHES LIKE TO STAY IN HOTELS? THEY OFFER BROOM SERVICE (31 October 2025)
• Go Jays Go Online Booking Winter Tires buehlerauto.com (24 October 2025)
• WINTER TIRES REBATES ON NOW 519-846-9221 shop@buehlerauto.com (17 October 2025)
• LEFTOVERS ARE FOR QUITTERS! HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (10 October 2025)
• ONLINE BOOKING NOW AVAILABLE. SEE OUR WEBSITE BUEHLERAUTO.COM (10 October 2025)
• I AM GIVING AWAY A DEAD BATTERY. NO CHARGE! (3 October 2025)
• I WATCHED A SHOW ABOUT BEAVERS. IT WAS THE BEST DAM DOCUMENTARY I'VE EVER SEEN! (3 October 2025)
• I DREAMT I WAS A MUFFLER. I WOKE UP EXHAUSTED! (25 September 2025)
• WHY DID THE CHICKEN GO TO THE GYM? TO WORK ON HIS PECS! (25 September 2025)
• NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE LAXATIVES & SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT! (19 September 2025)
• FARMERS HAVE A CORN DO ATTITIUDE PLUS CHORES, COMBINE SOYBEANS, PLANT WHEAT! (19 September 2025)
• TALK IS CHEAP BECAUSE THE SUPPLY ALWAYS EXCEEDS THE DEMAND! (12 September 2025)
• I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I HAD FOR SUPPER UNLESS IT WAS STEAK AND THAT'S RARE! (12 September 2025)
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A LINE OF MEN WAITING TO GET HAIRCUTS? A BARBERCUE! (5 September 2025)
• "FRIES OR SALAD?" SUMS UP EVERY ADULT DECISION YOU HAVE TO MAKE! (5 September 2025)
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A TEACHER WITH NO BODY AND NO NOSE? NOBODY KNOWS! (29 August 2025)
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A FORD FIESTA THAT RAN OUT OF FUEL? A FORD SIESTA! (29 August 2025)
• I MADE A CHICKEN SALAD LAST NIGHT. APPARENTLY THEY PREFER GRAIN! (20 August 2025)
• I DO ALGEBRA. I DO TRIG. BUT GEOMETRY IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! (20 August 2025)
• SWARMS OF FLYING INSECTS THREATEN TOWN! POLICE DEPLOY THE SWAT TEAM! (15 August 2025)
• I TOLD A JOKE AT A ZOOM MEETING AND NOBODY LAUGHED. TURNS OUT I'M NOT REMOTELY FUNNY (15 August 2025)
• IF YOU DON'T SWEAR WHILE DRIVING YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AT ALL! (8 August 2025)
• RUNNING INTO STATIONARY OBJECTS CAN BE PAINFUL ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLE (8 August 2025)
• WHY IS IT HARD TO TAKE A GOOD PHOTO OF A WHEAT FIELD? IT'S ALWAYS GRAINY! (1 August 2025)
• LOOKING FOR A HOT DATE? PICK ANY DAY IN AUGUST! (1 August 2025)
• TOO HOT TO GARDEN? PLANT YOURSELF IN YOUR CHAIR WITH SOME ICED TEA! (25 July 2025)
• IF YOUR HOUSE IS A MESS GO TO THE BEACH. IT WON'T BOTHER YOU THERE (25 July 2025)
• FRUIT FARMERS EAT WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN WHAT THEY CAN'T (17 July 2025)
• ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW (17 July 2025)
• Where did the TV go on Vacation? To a remote island (4 July 2025)
• The tongue twister champ was arrested. He's gonna get a tough sentence. (4 July 2025)
• The reason I use Android is cause Adam & Eve had an apple and messed everything up (23 June 2025)
• My father put me in a tire to roll down a hill. Those were Good Years (15 June 2025)
• I searched for a BBQ Lighter on Amazon but all I got was 600 matches (15 June 2025)