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• I MADE A CHICKEN SALAD LAST NIGHT. APPARENTLY THEY PREFER GRAIN! (20 August 2025)
• I DO ALGEBRA. I DO TRIG. BUT GEOMETRY IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! (20 August 2025)
• SWARMS OF FLYING INSECTS THREATEN TOWN! POLICE DEPLOY THE SWAT TEAM! (15 August 2025)
• I TOLD A JOKE AT A ZOOM MEETING AND NOBODY LAUGHED. TURNS OUT I'M NOT REMOTELY FUNNY (15 August 2025)
• IF YOU DON'T SWEAR WHILE DRIVING YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AT ALL! (8 August 2025)
• RUNNING INTO STATIONARY OBJECTS CAN BE PAINFUL ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLE (8 August 2025)
• WHY IS IT HARD TO TAKE A GOOD PHOTO OF A WHEAT FIELD? IT'S ALWAYS GRAINY! (1 August 2025)
• LOOKING FOR A HOT DATE? PICK ANY DAY IN AUGUST! (1 August 2025)
• TOO HOT TO GARDEN? PLANT YOURSELF IN YOUR CHAIR WITH SOME ICED TEA! (25 July 2025)
• IF YOUR HOUSE IS A MESS GO TO THE BEACH. IT WON'T BOTHER YOU THERE (25 July 2025)
• FRUIT FARMERS EAT WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN WHAT THEY CAN'T (17 July 2025)
• ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW (17 July 2025)
• Where did the TV go on Vacation? To a remote island (4 July 2025)
• The tongue twister champ was arrested. He's gonna get a tough sentence. (4 July 2025)
• The reason I use Android is cause Adam & Eve had an apple and messed everything up (23 June 2025)
• My father put me in a tire to roll down a hill. Those were Good Years (15 June 2025)
• I searched for a BBQ Lighter on Amazon but all I got was 600 matches (15 June 2025)