Past Sign 'Wisdom'
You've seen it at the red light
The message from August 20
I MADE A CHICKEN SALAD LAST NIGHT. APPARENTLY THEY PREFER GRAIN!
The message from August 20
I DO ALGEBRA. I DO TRIG. BUT GEOMETRY IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!
The message from August 15
SWARMS OF FLYING INSECTS THREATEN TOWN! POLICE DEPLOY THE SWAT TEAM!
The message from August 15
I TOLD A JOKE AT A ZOOM MEETING AND NOBODY LAUGHED. TURNS OUT I’M NOT REMOTELY FUNNY
The message from August 8
IF YOU DON’T SWEAR WHILE DRIVING YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AT ALL!
The message from August 8
RUNNING INTO STATIONARY OBJECTS CAN BE PAINFUL ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLE
The message from August 1
WHY IS IT HARD TO TAKE A GOOD PHOTO OF A WHEAT FIELD? IT’S ALWAYS GRAINY!
The message from August 1
LOOKING FOR A HOT DATE? PICK ANY DAY IN AUGUST!
The message from July 25
TOO HOT TO GARDEN? PLANT YOURSELF IN YOUR CHAIR WITH SOME ICED TEA!
The message from July 25
IF YOUR HOUSE IS A MESS GO TO THE BEACH. IT WON’T BOTHER YOU THERE
The message from July 17
FRUIT FARMERS EAT WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN WHAT THEY CAN’T
The message from July 17
ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW
The message from July 4
Where did the TV go on Vacation? To a remote island
The message from July 4
The tongue twister champ was arrested. He’s gonna get a tough sentence.
The message from June 23