Past Sign 'Wisdom'
You've seen it at the red light
The message from September 12
TALK IS CHEAP BECAUSE THE SUPPLY ALWAYS EXCEEDS THE DEMAND!
The message from September 12
I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT I HAD FOR SUPPER UNLESS IT WAS STEAK AND THAT’S RARE!
The message from September 5
WHAT DO YOU CALL A LINE OF MEN WAITING TO GET HAIRCUTS? A BARBERCUE!
The message from September 5
“FRIES OR SALAD?” SUMS UP EVERY ADULT DECISION YOU HAVE TO MAKE!
The message from August 29
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TEACHER WITH NO BODY AND NO NOSE? NOBODY KNOWS!
The message from August 29
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FORD FIESTA THAT RAN OUT OF FUEL? A FORD SIESTA!
The message from August 20
I MADE A CHICKEN SALAD LAST NIGHT. APPARENTLY THEY PREFER GRAIN!
The message from August 20
I DO ALGEBRA. I DO TRIG. BUT GEOMETRY IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!
The message from August 15
SWARMS OF FLYING INSECTS THREATEN TOWN! POLICE DEPLOY THE SWAT TEAM!
The message from August 15
I TOLD A JOKE AT A ZOOM MEETING AND NOBODY LAUGHED. TURNS OUT I’M NOT REMOTELY FUNNY
The message from August 8
IF YOU DON’T SWEAR WHILE DRIVING YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD AT ALL!
The message from August 8
RUNNING INTO STATIONARY OBJECTS CAN BE PAINFUL ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLE
The message from August 1
WHY IS IT HARD TO TAKE A GOOD PHOTO OF A WHEAT FIELD? IT’S ALWAYS GRAINY!
The message from August 1
LOOKING FOR A HOT DATE? PICK ANY DAY IN AUGUST!
The message from July 25